What sort of black magic do I have to use to silence these crickets and frogs?
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
- Normal teenager: sneaking out of the house at 1 AM
- Me: sneaking out of my bedroom to get a bag of cheetos and making myself a sandwich at 1 AM
Having a good nights sleep for once would be great.
I just like being weird at night, not in a creepy way, but in a funny way, like talking to ice cream and shit